Friday, March 29, 2013

The Esoteric

I felt the need to make a Strong Independent Male Figure in response to this nonsense:

So well name this game “Emerald Cup” and the game will be full of strong masculine personalities who defend the world, and all the stats will list cock sizes and and what kind of body oil they use to slick themselves up for that visible youthful SHINE.

This guy would be the “Healer” type. He uses Respected Eastern medicine to treat his friends - but wary be his foes when he turns the needles upon THEM! As you can see he’s entirely dignified and practical. (I blame everyone, but especially CuriouslyHigh and Dark Proton. They wanted this to happen. In their subconscious they wanted it)

1 comment:

  1. I loathe the frequent lack of stereotypical muscles-in-your-damn-face scantily-clad dudes in video games these days. Especially when they're not given the same thong option that the girls get.

    I sometimes feel like there was more love for my homosexual desires in the 80's and early 90's, grumblegrumble. Thank you, thank you, Arnold.