Friday, August 13, 2010

Politico - Heaven Bless the Birthers


Well, before I get carted off to a federal prison for drawing the president with a big drooling cawk I feel I should...show some love to those delusional birthers.


What's a birther?


Why the people who STILL don't believe he was born in this county and that Hawaii has been involved in a GIGANTIC conspiracy theory to make it look that way. Even after the REPUBLICAN governor says he was born there!


Because we ALL know that if illegal immigrants can jump the borders of Mexico to get to the US and if people from the Caribbean can boat to Florida then its not a BIG LEAP of logic AT ALL to believe his parents got to Hawaii on a raft on the way from FRIGGEN KENYA with no problems.


It happens all the time.


Damn illegal Hawaiians!!!


Of course the whole Birther thing is trying to catch the President having done something wrong (cause babies are all closet criminals. True Fact)

God Bless You Birthers

Heaven Love the Teaparty.

2 comments:

  1. Oh, I thought the confusion dwelt in that Tea Partyers thought Hawaii was a foreign country. I mean, it's separated from the heartland by a large body of water, right?

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  2. Oh yeah! I forgot all the landlocked states have real State cards and Hawaii got the fake one made of paper cause...

    You know.

    We're just humoring the delusion (plus its young and doesn't know the difference)

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